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Coolio Has A Cookbook. Can You Dig It?
- Author: Faith-Ann Young
- Posted on: Thursday November 19, 2009 at 1:00 PM
- Filed under: music, cooking, coolio, rap, recession, meals, food, cooking show
Best news we've heard all day: Just when you were done asking "Whatever happened to Coolio," Coolio reappears with a humor-filled book with "5 star meals at a 1 star price." That's right; it's even recession friendly.
5 Top quotes from his book:
1. "I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray."
2. "This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison."
3. "Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex."
4. "[My mom's] fried chicken would literally put on tennis shoes and run the fuck into your mouth."
5. "Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."
Why a cookbook? Hadn't you heard? He's got an online cooking channel, Cooking With Coolio on My Damn Channel, where he teaches peeps how to make Caprese Salad or something called a Cool-A-Cado.
(via Village Voice; VV Thank you for bringing us this breaking news. Our stomachs and general intelligence will be forever in debt.)
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COMMENTS
“really??? is this not the same guy that made music like gansters paradise... now he is all domesticated? funny where life brings you. ”
“If Coolio couldn't be any cooler! Seriously.. he certainly lives up to his name. That's going on my coffee table right next to the Ideal Cheese book! =]”
